When we say Smalley, we mean Michael Smalley, the son of Gary. We thought we might get one or two more clicks if we led you to believe it was an interview with Gary. Don't get us wrong. Michael is one cool dude and will probably dominate the world eventually with his wit and charm. Here is the interview. Keep in mind, Michael cut off half of our bodies.
You can also follow Michael on twitter. We do and it's a blast: Michael's Twitter